rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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wonderstay:

likeevers:

rockkkyourworlddd:

likeevers:

iholdontothenight:

likeevers:

taylorswift wow my cat literally wont stop listening to your music haha :)

Your cat is so cute

haha thanks he’s really proud of himself

Thats a guinea pig

no that’s definitely a cat

no thats becky

wonderstay:

likeevers:

rockkkyourworlddd:

likeevers:

iholdontothenight:

likeevers:

taylorswift wow my cat literally wont stop listening to your music haha :)

Your cat is so cute

haha thanks he’s really proud of himself

Thats a guinea pig

no that’s definitely a cat

no thats becky

6,750 notes

fefarielle:

run blog???? no!!!!

too fast!!!! 

too danger!!!!!

walk blog carefully

(Source: clearielle)

90,944 notes

lazypacific:

i eat cake everyday because i know somewhere out there, it’s someone’s birthday

126,943 notes

dadsofficial:

So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?

(Source: jaoxn)

89,195 notes

vinebox:

Praise

1,163 notes

"What motivates me is seeing people in the crowd and wondering what they’re going home to and what they’re dealing with and knowing that for the time being, we’re their escape."

(Source: lightthefuze)

4,335 notes

  • me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira

209,234 notes

crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

453,182 notes

unclefather:

ibebro:

unclefather:

i’m so old

it was actually 14 years ago, you are not with math

you’re not with math either

unclefather:

ibebro:

unclefather:

i’m so old

it was actually 14 years ago, you are not with math

you’re not with math either

(Source: safe-net)

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